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(no subject) [Jun. 16th, 2004|12:42 pm]
Andrew Urquhart
[mood |artisticartistic]
[music |In the hall of the mountrain king - Wagner]

I was very bored yesterday so when bloke came to the door asking if I wanted to fill out a market research questionaire, I said 'hell, why not'

Tis now the tommorrow of yesterday I check my mail and find a huge parcel type thang, looking inside I find a huge questionaire - at least big enough to beat someone to death with. Looking closer I find an envelope also enclosed and within it a nice thankyou letter and money.... WoW.

Even better is that the questionare's only thompson telephone directory size because the pages are all thick card.

Started playing around with the Lightwave 8 medeler, many kickass features have been added since the last one I had v6 I think. Now all I have to do is remember what all the bloody transformations do.
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(no subject) [Jun. 12th, 2004|12:23 am]
Andrew Urquhart
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |Boris the Spider - The Who]

While looking up stuff on the net I came across this informative article on how to bring up children http://www.wayoflife.org/fbns/parentslosing.htm I would advise reading some of the other articles as well.

Another site of interest for godly folk is http://www.landoverbaptist.org/beliefs.html
"Please note - If you do not have the same beliefs as we do, you are going to burn in Hell forever."
More than worth a look. :)

Saw Shrek 2 earlier today, It's not bad, but prefered the first one. The plotline seems really familiar but I can't remember from where.
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Still Alive [Jun. 3rd, 2004|04:29 pm]
Andrew Urquhart
[mood |boredbored]
[music |Vain - Toshiyuki O'mori]

Hmmmm.....
I really should go out more and visit people
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(no subject) [May. 29th, 2003|01:55 am]
Andrew Urquhart
[mood |boredbored]
[music |Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire]

Hmmm.......
catchy tune


funky game, funky tune
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Horcy Ballet [May. 28th, 2003|05:58 pm]
Andrew Urquhart
[mood |deviousdevious]

Ladies and Gentlemen,
I have two tickets for the Equestrian Theatre on the 26th of June.
One is for me, however as I am girlfriendless the other is up for grabs. As I believe in fair play all I ask is a small essay on why I am so great and why you love me. But I also belive in cheating so bribery attempts will be welcome.

The closing date for applications is 20th June.

I also have two flyers for half price tickets for the runners up.

MWHAHA
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
*Insert roll of thunder*

I am the Lord, thy one true god Kabu
Worship me, adore me, love me
For I have tickets to see 30 dancing horsies
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(no subject) [May. 23rd, 2003|07:31 pm]
Andrew Urquhart
[mood |bouncybouncy]
[music |Gaye Bykers On Acid - After Suck There's Bloe]

during my thrilling day at work, I spent 3 hours doing "paper work" in the office, and found this.

cybersex


I am cheerful and bouncy for no reasonable reason again. It's been going on for some time now, I thought about going to the doctor but I don't think bouts of happiness are a recognised medical problem.

My life has been uneventful
Wed, went to hollyrood, quite a good night. Many fun people turned up.
Thu, squeeky_jane cooked food for me, I'm impressed - no food poisoning, Then went to nexus, not bad but not good either,
Fri, am going to jetgrrrl's birthday bash.
Sat, After reviewing my options and after much consideration I have decided to return to the mission after successfully managing to avoid it for many months now
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(no subject) [May. 14th, 2003|07:09 pm]
Andrew Urquhart
[mood |crankycranky]
[music |Dusty Springfield - Son of a Preacher Man]

I need help, I'm writing a list of saints for my religion starring such famous people as Tesla, Turing etc...
But I can't remember the name of the greek dude who invented the steam engine, and decided not to do anything with it because then the slaves would have nothing to do all day.

Also who was the sailor bloke that proved mathmatically that the world was flat? (can't miss him out can I?)
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(no subject) [May. 13th, 2003|04:44 pm]
Andrew Urquhart
[mood |boredbored]
[music |QPX-21 - Can't love you]

Pointless quizzes
Apparently I am a non-suicidal caitiff Demi-goth, french guard who wields a red-light sabre

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
CategoryYour Score Average
Self-Lovin'43.3%
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
62.8%
Shamelessness71.4%
It takes a couple of drinks
77.8%
Sex Drive 65.8%
A fool for love, but not always
76%
Straightness7.1%
Knows the other body type like a map
41.9%
Gayness 28.6%
At least one weekend of ecstacy
80.8%
Fucking Sick69%
Dipped into depravity
88.7%
You are 48.34% pure
Average Score: 70.6%


I am The Lord Thy One True God Kabu.
Worship me, adore me, fear me, or not
For I do not care.
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(no subject) [May. 13th, 2003|03:22 pm]
Andrew Urquhart
[mood |boredbored]
[music |Aqua - My oh My]

Scrapped half my website again, I want to play with cold fusion toys. At this rate it'll never go up. Added festivals and holidays to my religion though, and the 25th of June is Buy your God a drink day. Unfortunately I appear to have forgotten just who most of my worshipers are.

I hate progress bars, Cold Fusion is at 31% and still has 1 1/2 hours left. grrrrrr.

If you stick your finger far enough up your nose, you can tickle your brain.

I Am The Lord, Thy One True God Kabu.
Worship me, adore me, fear me, or not
For I do not care.
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(no subject) [May. 11th, 2003|02:46 pm]
Andrew Urquhart
[mood |contemplativecontemplative]
[music |The Stranglers - Outside Tokyo]

Seek yourself within yourself,
maintain thoughtful boundaries,
and practice the art of deception.
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